Randoms

"Did you know that I'm the one that invented the Golden Rule?"
-Brityn

This child is going to be completely devastated and caught off guard when she realizes the world does not revolve around her.
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Last night while helping me prepare dinner, Boston stubbed his toe pretty hard on a stool, and started crying.  "I hurt this one, Mom," he said, pointing to #3.  "What does that one do?"  I didn't understand the question.  But Brityn did.  She sat down next to him, put one arm around him and began, "This little piggy, went to market...".  After she finished, Boston yelled (still half crying): "Oh man! The one that got hurt went to get roast beef, Mom!"

I don't know why I found that so funny, but I did.  I cracked up all night about that.