Was it because I was wearing unflattering clothing? Perhaps it is because I'm still a little squishy in that area. Maybe I need to do some sit ups. Maybe a certain someone needs glasses. Okay then, a new prescription. Maybe my hand placement was an unintended clue. Maybe I looked sickly because I only had 30 minutes to get myself out the door, therefore skipping several important make up steps, and my breakfast. Perhaps my double chin has again robbed me of my dignity. Maybe she's mistaken me for someone else? Possibly something I said to her sounded like, "I'm expecting". So in case the rest of you were wondering the same thing........
No, I most definitely am NOT, I repeat NOT pregnant.
You would think that this experience would kick me into high gear. But, I'm being realistic about it. I will probably work really hard for a few weeks, still not look like Jennifer Aniston, and then take an undeserved hiatus. Listen, I just love comfort and food, and comfort food, too much to be starving and miserable. I'm honestly not offended by any means. Maybe it's because I know this little old lady would never say anything rude on purpose. But, maybe the time has come. The time has come to tame the muffin top. By tame, I mean hide behind some spanx or other such device that gives instant results. No giving up cheese, or chocolate, or any number of other things that make me happy!! No, sir! That is not the route for me. So don't worry dear old sweet Mrs. Inappropriatecomment, next time we meet, I shall be all tucked in!
5 comments:
Hilarious Tiff! However I know you are far from looking prego. I love that picture of Brityn she is so cute!
Oh good grief! You have NO muffin top you silly gal! I only wish I could be as tiny as you! I am with you though...a little spanx and we can eat whatever the heck we want! I need my spanx on the bottom half though! lol!
We love reading your stories. You make the story so interesting and hilarious. However, you are not even close to having someone call you prego. SO that lady was pretty much CRAZY!
oh my gosh, seriously! You look fabulous and many of us would love to have a little muffin top instead of an entire cake top! You don't need to do a thing!!! Just take it as a compliment that this old lady thinks you are still young enough to bear children! :)
That is sooo funny!! I would have been so irate and then gone home and cried!!! I would have probably gone on some raging horrible diet and exercise program!You are awesome to take it the way you did. I know what you mean about the muffin top though!!! Rarrrrr... Where the crap did it come from, and it is a beast to try and get rid of.
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